Enjoy the throat cancer and STD's honey!

Mummy and Daddy's money, funding a good education AND a police state. Crazy country ain't it?!

Hideous but creative. Too favela-slum like, or shanty town corrugated metal roof look. Better if they at least painted it in cool colours.

A fib is another way to say 'white lie', a little lie told, almost for fun, to put one over on someone in a nice way, or avoid trouble to diffuse a potentially tricky situation, used rather innocently, non-malicious, not meant to be heavy.