No-call / no-show for an appointment at your place of work, or some professional location (like a dentist’s office) is bad form. Doing it in a social setting (as opposed to a professional one) doesn’t make it okay, especially if it’s because you “didn’t care that particular day”.

Because these people got reminders to RSVP and didn’t. For fuck’s sake, it takes all of 2 seconds to message someone ‘thanks for the invite, unfortunately I can’t make it’. Size of the group invited doesn’t matter, it takes the individual literally no time to respond. Those that RSVP’d yes and didn’t show can die in…

Not to mention this makes it the “third” event in this journey of getting married and needing everyone’s confirmation that it happened. Jesus, if I had already went to TWO events I would’ve just noped out of a third. I mean how many more will there be? You could pop into number 5 if you are super guilty.

I don’ t know why so many people are hung up on the size of the reception. It’s not that unusual. Lots of couples are going to make up the first 200 with family alone.

Nukey: Maybe it’s the biggest moment of your life, but why should anyone treat it any way other than another event they have to go to if they’re just number 341 out of 400? 

Yep, and in Canada, it’s going to be $1,400. Take into account that no one had their wage adjusted when our currency exchange rate dropped, so yeah... this has become somewhat ridiculous. Add the almost obligatory Apple Care plan and then sales taxes, and you’re looking at $2000 for the BASE model (in Canada). Yep.…

Really? Face ID made it in the top 5? That technology was available on Android in 2011, and even has a superior counterpart on Windows phones (ID by iris, which is better and harder to spoof).

Watch? Why? I’m serious - you will always be “that guy”.

Then we talk to Carl Bergstrom and Jevin West, professors at the University of Washington who teach a course called Calling Bullshit Answer key

Except for that last one. Signing up several people to go rafting is absolutely beneficial to me since I can’t raft alone. Signing up others to participate in a walkathon is beneficial to me if I’m the one that needs medical help from the source. Signing up someone else to rent an apartment when I can only afford…

I believe the utensil you are looking for is a slotted spoon.

“Does it sell expensive courses and seems suspiciously like a spa?” Haha.

• Is it a treatment center in Florida that seems suspiciously like a spa?
  

All things that can be done with a fork.

I love pig’s feet/ cow’s feet. Delicious! In winter I make a mad batch of posole and cow feet is essential for it (as is tripe). That collagen, while nutritionally worthless, is super-soothing to the belly.

Eww, quite edgy and reductive. Well done.

I’ve watched animals die (quickly) that I’ve shot and then skinned, gutted and taken all the meat out of. A little collagen doesn’t bother me.

Muscle is ok, but skin isn’t? I bet chicken skin still is ok though, right?

See, it’s exactly that kind of nihilism that pulled me away from atheism. I found it utterly unfulfilling and empty.

How can anyone eat collagen or gelatin once they find out what it’s made from? I mean that as a serious question not a barb.