Ug. How the F is kinja deciding what's a highlight and what isn't?

SO good.

No such thing as too soon on Kotaku.

There you go! Brilliant idea too, sir.

pppsssst. Gifs weren't disabled in comments.

Yeah, I think a stronger, more in-depth approach would have solved a lot of my issues with it.

It's a fair question, and well-asked. I don't think that you can divorce the headline from the idea of the "premise" completely - A story's headline frames its content.

Great week team! I especially like the winner, and the goonies reference.

I second the "getting the office together to ask what th F we're doing" line in the most respectful way possible. I love the site and feel that this article is a big mistake.

I disagree so strongly with the premise of this article that it lowers my opinion of the site juuuuuust a little bit. Kotaku should be posting things that promote advancing the gameplay mechanics, not validating this garbage.

That's shady enough that I'm not going to even think about picking the game up until it's resolved and no longer the case.

The innacurate timespan that I stated in no way invalidates my original point. Thanks for the correction.

OOOH you're disagreeing with the TIMELINE that I stated and not my claim that the launch was botched. I didn't realize what we were arguing about. I thought you were trying to tell me that the initially launched game WASN'T a giant pile of shit.

I wasn't referring to the redeveloped game - That's fine, I even bought it on steam sale and had a good time for my free month. Might even go back some day soon when I have more time this summer. By "A few months" I was referring to the 10 month redevelopment - The period between the initial game going down and the…

This was one of those articles that was going to make me grit my teeth, role my eyes, and go "what's the point of this?" What's next, a picture show of the characters in western animation styles? But then I got to anime-Coulson and it was all worth it.

Did some research, and found the "reasons" that you are referring to... And now I get it. It IS mean. The thing that makes it mean is that the reasons they gave for not supporting WiiU are the EXACT same points that they're making fun of here. If they didn't overlap so directly it wouldn't be a problem.

Hahahah well played, sir.

He doesn't look stupid. He laughed, acknowleged that he's a nintendo fan but still found this funny... And that's it. No fighting at all, he's just commenting on the story. His comment is actually designed to de-escalate any system war garbage.