Tingle shouldn't be allowed near kids. I'm not the first to say it, but man. What a creeper.

In other news, still trying to find out if I'm gray as some sort of punishment or if I'm gray because the new Kinja system is broken.

Oh snap. I wasn't counting stunned, slowed, or asleep.

This new choice of weekend editors is acceptable.

In response to your request for suggestions: A 'shop contest. Tomorrow as scheduled.

Nice hat you have there. I'd hate for something to happen to it.

Oh, you reviewed the console version. There's yer problem.

CON: There are too many status effects.

More serious feedback: Honestly the changed combined with no more Owen Good make me wanna walk.

. The new upper-left "trending on related blogs" rolling message is annoying. If I wanted stuff from other Gawker sites, I would visit other Gawker sites. I have stopped hanging out with friends due to the fact that they…

Oh god new comment box moving on me, do not like.

I was going to post somethign relevant before the jumping comment box scared me. What was it? Oh yeah. Berlin gets this, and we can't pull off Giant Robocop in Detroit? What gives?

I kinda don't want to touch my toilet enough to put them decals in, because I know exactly what ungodly sinfullness has gone down in there.

(Looks at rules. Notes no rules about saying the following:)

Fuck Kinja.

But PCs are quantifiably more powerful than the current gen consoles. This isn't an opinion: It's measurable and something that you can see with your own eyes.

That's not my being a pc mustard racer. That's just fact. How can facts have bad vibes?

They're for DANCING, silly.

This is a thinly veiled shot at the Kotaku'shoppers, isn't it?

Memes never get old. They just age to get better. Like ****ing scotch.

Yes, those people are referring to the Toy Biz Marvel Legends line. I agree. Half my collection is the Toy Biz stuff, and it's the best.

The latest two lines (captain america, and spidey) mark an improvement in Hasbro's quality, so I'm starting to get excited again... But they still aren't touching the Toy Biz stuff.…

The new Carnage is ****ing amazing too.

My favorite figure is my Toy Biz Beast. Don't pay out the nose for him online - Got him for 15 bucks unopened at a local con.

Tell 'em, Shart.

Nightmares and me.

Sir, I recommend you check out the Marvel Legends line. Both the current Hasbro stock and the oldschool Toy Biz lines aren't that different than this in articulation, and are way more affordable than Hot Toys madness.

In this, sir, we are also in agreement. I loved the hell outta that game. I keep meaning to replay it with a high res patch in.

In other words, the existing diehard diablo 1 and 2 fanbase.

In this, sir, we are in agreement.