No, this is just how I respond to That Guy who has to poke holes everything.

No, I said therefor. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Nope, check the news: He's out of retirement already. Probably realized that he's not rich enough to sustain the drug habits unless he keeps up on work.

Math is but one tool in the robot dinosaur scientist's toolbox.

This might be my personal winner.

No, no, no. My math is still sound, sir. I'm not saying ANYTHING positive about Wahlberg. I am only proposing that he is slightly less shitty than Shia is. My equation holds and is proven, you don't need to feel like it's supportive of Wahlberg in any way.

Oooh, or a Hot Fuzz referencing-Point-break-reference. That woulda been good.

This is actually 100% how the entire game looked.

2nd grade me and my friends? This was our jam. Also this:

Shia just bugs me. For me that's what it came down to. He doesn't act. His character seemed to have tourettes or some other more significant mental issue at all times.

Now that we know more about his real life behavior, I'm blaming this problem on the actor more than the direction or writing.

You need a likeable…

Mark started a youth foundation. Shia needs to attend a youth foundation.

http://www.markwahlbergyouthfoundation.com/about/mission/

He's doing a Grimlock impression. It's super meta.

Oh, exactly sir. I am ONLY making statements here comparing the two. I mean, look at this shit:

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

That's ALSO exactly where I went. Heh. Megatron.

I circled back to teach you how this works.
Go to the new contest: http://kotaku.com/kotaku-shop-co…

CLICK THE STARS next to the images that you like to vote for them.

I checked your post history and you have a looooong history of whining about the results of these. It makes me sad that you were whining instead of voting…

God I loved that show when I was a kid. For some reason.

Cash money