You just labelled this team "The Affirmative Action Avengers" because three of the members are black.

That's bigotry. Sorry. If you see black skin and your brain immediately sees "The Other" instead of another human being, you are a bigot.

I'm white, but I know bigotry when I see it. It's okay though. Just examine your…

Who do we think the mystery character is? My money is Moon Knight, and I'll be pretty bummed if it isn't. All the clues are there. Wanted by the law. Nunchucks. Old friends with Spectrum. What do you all think? I honestly can't come up with any other theories, which makes me think I might be falling for tricks…

Pretty cool idea, but... Well. Shadowrun returns kinda killed my enthusiasm for these kinds of things. It replaced my fond memories with what was essentially a flash game.

Ok

As an American, let me say: NOBODY likes having their grammar corrected. And, from an academic standpoint, colloquial, linguistic creativity is perfectly appropriate in an informal context such as an internet message board.

In other words: ain't nobody impressed by none of dat big city fancy talk here, yo.

Those long walks that you don't like are artfully designed examples of existentialism in games. Why do you journey? For whom do you fight?

These are the questions that drive men to pursue dream, flee demons, and shape the - OH GOD ZOMBIES OH JEEZE THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* AAAAHHHHHhhhhhhh.....

*slu…

(Jumping high 5 in time to the music)

Hey, I ain't gonna complain about more polish. (Although the bike in the mod is pretty baller already, the other vehicles are horrid.)

Let's hope they compensate with more awesome masks.

Okay. That's it, I call BS.

There's no WAY all these companies are just losing their product left and right. This is viral marketing at its best.

Also: Janky's use as a technical design term CEMENTED.

Can't wait. Here's my request: Motorcycles and Wheelies.

And let's get some US president masks to go with the Guy Fawkes.

I don't know where Owen is, but I do know some kids and an acapella group that can find him.

LET'S DO THIS

A winner is me! And you! AND YOU AND YOU!

You don't understand our complaint. PC gamers aren't saying that Diablo 3 on console with be a blemish on pc gaming. People are saying that Diablo 3 on -PC- was a blemish on pc gaming.

I submit that the PC version WAS a beta for this. The developers that you asked just don't know it, because the original leadership team has mostly been canned. Rightfully so.

Marvel Heroes is pretty horrible, but it's more of a sequel to Diablo 2 (and a lot more fun) than Diablo 3 on PC is.

I like this one because the entire joke is constructed around Owen's shirt.

Ah, Wilsley64 beat me to the same gag, and done it better.

Aaaand key phrase that made up my mind not to buy this: "It certainly doesn't help that there isn't any sort of AFK kick timer in the game, so many players that do get into the game simply leave it on without logging out, afraid they won't be able to get back in."