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I think the key to the grit would come through the evolutions. Think Gremlins. Stage 1 is cute for all of 'em, like the Mogwai... But from there things get ugly and unsettling.

You'd need stage 1 to stay cuddly, so that the contrast can mess with people's heads.

It really is one of the best examples out there of IP gone wrong.

Or just watch his video, it's accurate enough.

Okay, all of these "megaman ripoff!" comments are infuriating.

History lesson: Inafune creates mega man. Makes a bunch of the best platformers ever for capcom. Capcom thanks him by micromanaging him to death and forcing him to comprimise on the quality of his future products. Oh, and they tell him to stop making…

EXCUSE ME? You're either badly misinformed, aaaaazc, or are badly trolling. Keiji Inafune IS megaman's creator. Capcom is just a corporation that hasn't put out a good megaman game in YEARS.

Your post is like saying "Who does this Shigeru Miyamoto guy think he is, making a platformer? What a Mario Brothers ripoff!"

I…

Congrats winners! Alas, looks like I should have used Sweaty Ballmer for mine.

Is it weird that even though this seems like it should be right up my alley, that I'm completely repulsed by the character's annoying yippy voice? I watched this video once and never want to ever try it. If I'd watched it on mute for some reason, I think I'd be very excited.

"YIp! YIP YIP! YIP! YIP YIPYIPYIP!"

I don't think so. Not this series. People aren't going to wait to play it when it comes out on next gen or PC, because neither have been announced yet. I'd RATHER play it on PC or next gen, but neither me nor america are known for patience.

You're oversimplifying.

Mikey is the best turtle UNLESS you're playing the NES game, in which case Don is the best, followed by Leo.

Raph is the best in a fight if you're watching a TV show or a movie, but the worst in a fight if you're playing a video game.

Mikey is the worst if you're watching the original cartoon…

I agree with the author that these problems exist in the industry.

I disagree vehemenently that expanding FTP models is the answer to those problems. Not ALL ftp is bad... But most is.

The author, to me, is using language that illustrates a lack of care for the customers' voices or experiences.

If someone asks if you're a god, you say YES.

I didn't assume, your response seemed to me to imply ("Thank you. I'll be sure to use this information... etc") that it was new information. Sorry.

I asked you 20 times first. Which is my point of passing you the link, which you couldn't have possibly read in such a short time.

You should read this though. I found it while researching how to report an abusive user. It's a guide to Kotaku's standards for community conduct.

http://kotaku.com/a-note-about-b…

Thanks for finally leaving me alone.

That's really rude. Please stop being a bully to me and to others.

Huh, what? I thought we were done arguing? I stopped arguing literally after the 5th or so post and transferred to begging you to stop bullying me. I don't want to talk about your idea anymore. I don't have to prove a case to be entitled to say that I think that your idea would detract!

My point is that it would make…

"Return to your support group" is another really mean attack. That's bullying.

STOP IT. You just did it again. PLEASE STOP.