ConradBirdie
Conrad Birdie
ConradBirdie

oh, i wasn't saying that i doubted your experiences. i remember seeing squat toilets and pissoiers all over the place here 20-30 years ago, but since i moved here i haven't encountered one in Paris. the new public toilets are sooo much nicer. (and i see you are from one of our much more liberal neighbors to the

There are still many toilets in Paris that are nothing but a hole in the ground. Just to give you a little heads-up.

Jesus. What about this story turned you off from china, which is huge... ?

Ugh. Yes, indeed. Fuck that guy. (Also, G/H cup here... I am also 4'9" so I am basically walking, talking boobs.)

I really wish she was President, and that Barack was just the First Gentleman.

I too long for that economy. I was out of work for two years and am still deeply in student loan debt. I want the money wasted on paying Ken Starr back.

Too cute. Somebody, commenting on how they are always grabbing at each other and smacking each other's junk, said "I knew they were gay. Why don't they all just come out of the closet?" Right. Because that's what the gays do. They slap each other's dicks and squeeze each other butt cheek's in front of thousands of

Ugh! She's this close to running to for president and people are still "Oooh! Tell us more trash about Monica Lewinsky!" I'd be curious as to her concerns in foreign policy, how she's different from President Obama, environmental policies, or I don't know anything other than Monica Lewinsky!

I love "Property Virgins" because it's a show about dreams being crushed. The show starts out with a real estate agent taking a young, starry-eyed couple to their dream neighborhood and the real estate lady is like, "Y'ALL CAN'T AFFORD THIS." Then she shows them houses in their price range and they whine about how it

House Hunters and House Hunters International. I watch the fuck out of both of those shows. The worst people are people who talk about "Man Caves", bitch about paint colors (YOU CAN RE-PAINT IT, SHUT UP), "open concept floor plans", the horror of not having his and hers sinks in the bathroom. Go die.

This drinking game is relevant to my interests!

That one Property Brother looks like Flynn Rider from Tangled and I can't unsee it, ever.

The best is how LIOLI takes SUCH pains to hide the fact that it's Toronto-based. It's all "Oh, we want to be near the big city!" without ever mentioning anything more specific. It's my favorite game - spot the dance-around-Toronto!

I wonder like once a week why I don't live in Seattle. It's like you guys are rubbing it in my face. :(

Or corrects your grammar while doing your nails.

"Get off the internet! I've got to make a phone call!!!"

I'm surprised New York isn't on the list. I mean, it's home to one of the biggest Fashion Weeks in the world AND Broadway, if you want to go with stereotypes. And isn't the New York Pride parade one of the biggest in the world?

The opposition sets up a "shadow cabinet" of alternative Ministers to critique the government/theoretically take over if the government falls.

First off, FIFA is ridden with corruption itself so them choosing a corrupt country built on the backs of modern day slaves is a perfect union. I honestly don't understand the appeal of vacationing in any of these built overnight countries in the gulf. I understand if you have to go there for business, although I

That's how I felt when they wanted to bring them to NYC.