I was almost certain those things died in the 90's. Apparently not.

You just like, don't understand the complexity of high (silver) and low (string) material culture working together to create art, maaan.

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

The new bit "Moments of Wonder"? It's unbearably funny.

Choreplay.

I think there are a lot of reasons that married couples have a decline in sexual frequency and equality is not one of those reasons.