The benefits don’t just end there, my friend.

I have the perfect solution to not having to give up my 2-seater: no kids. :)

The Pats missing the playoffs would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. 

Yeah I first learned the benefits of nihilism when I was 10 and this older kid at the Boys & Girls Club kept bullying me.

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

At least donks can occasionally be useful...

Oh no, some random person on the internet says something didn’t happen so they must be right. Also not true was our store being involved in this:

I’m trapped in WestWorld and I’m finding the difference between the two really hard to discern lately.

Honestly Bro what is the point of this comment? Its so needlessly negative, did you have a bad night or something?

You have every right to be wrong.

It’s ok: we all self-own from time to time. Today was just your turn. :-)

Bruh.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

They fail to realize that life isn’t like those Japanese H-games that they buy off of the internet.