I’m afraid you’re wrong about lacking the things listed to make you a robot. Iron is a requirement in the human body - you have about 4 grams of it in you right now.

You don’t define wires, but if wires in this sense are defined as a method of transferring electricity from one location to another, then you have them -…

I still love Bernie. The Bern Bros who voted Third Party or for Trup.... not so much.

Americans forget the hell hole that was Communism in Europe, especially in East Germany because they weren’t neighbors to it. But having lived through it, I bet Merkel is in the concrete mindset of “Never again.”

Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

Why do I picture the “swap” going something like this...

Everyone knows during a natural disaster that the steaks are high.

You might say they’re....

What if you only find that out afterwards? Is it OK to say they raped you?

It’s our 5-year anniversary this weekend. I’d completely forgotten till this morning when Sir Sprinks was like, oh hey we should maybe do something? I don’t know how I’m going to muster the energy to do anything much more than eat 1749 sundaes as an anniversary treat.

The night of the election, as we were going to…

True story: I had the plague last week, but my husband was only in town for 2 days this month (!!) and I thought, plague or no plague, this dude is gonna get me off.

Unless you are dishing out some humiliating to that person pegging. I could possibly follow along with that.

Uh oh, I’m pretty sure the next step is trading you in for a younger husband.

That is some weird role play.

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

I’ll say it again: just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

if i’m currently fucking, should i stop or finish?

Excellent advice! I for one plan on starting immediately.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

#UGotPlayed