I'm really glad I like my parents.

these are profile dick pics. Presumably the people taking them think their (for the most part underwhelming) penises are their best bet at landing awkward coffee dates

I went from fucking hating this dress when I first saw it to being won over by the styling and now I fucking love this look. It was an emotional roller coaster for me for like five minutes.

It didn't seem passive aggressive at all! Honestly, I'm still getting used to the pace of the weekend and have really appreciated everyone (nicely) pointing out when something is missing or there's a mistake.

From the article that I aggregated and included multiple links to:

When you ask, "what's wrong with kids today?", don't forget there are legions of adult Penn State fans who felt vindicated recently when the man who looked the other way on sexual abuse had his wins record reinstated.

Quick update: this app is in beta testing and, to make a profile, you have to have an invite code, which one can request. Who knows if or when I'll get the invite code. But, until then, there's not much I can do.

Sure. I've got nothing going on tonight. Will post back with first impressions, results.

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Why the hell would I do that? I have a perfectly good cat.

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

It used to be that graphics engines were judged by their ability to render realistic looking water. Nowadays, most engines have pretty damn good looking water.

HOW DARE PEOPLE NOT PLAY GAMES FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON AS ME RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

On behalf of America, we sincerely apologize.

Valkyria Chronicles is finally on Steam, get it for just 10 bucks today.

Monogrammed Thermosery

Restaurants will just have to realize that they are not Taco Bell. Just give it up. I would say they're fighting a losing battle but they can't even meet Taco Bell in the fields to fight.

Monogrammed Thermosery

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

Penis and scrotum for him.