Ugh, please stop reminding me about Hillary. Pro-war and anti-gay. Ugh.

There's a gif of the beards becoming one happily-wedded beard!!!

It was a states' rights issue for Jeb until his state approved gay marriage; it then suddenly became an issue of the will of the counties.

I'm determined not to let anything get me down today, so I'm just focusing on how cute it is that all these couples are so adorably matchy.

So basically someone is playing the primary game— expect to see Jeb push further and further into the whackadoodle right as the primary heats up. I expect a full-Romney by the time 2016 rolls around and to ignore all of his history in favor of appeasing the Teanuts.

"Sign me right the fuck up. Not only are oatmeal-raisin cookies delicious while lulling you into a false comfort that you're eating something healthy (haters to the left), but yogurt chunks make anything better. I am ashamed to admit that when I had a hamster, I would sometimes eat her yogurt chunks because they were…

That's a pretty strange attitude, given you liked Skyrim. Having actually played an MMO recently (WoW) and having a long history of playing them, I can tell you that your whole "It's like an MMO!" deal is really off. It isn't. At all. Nor are they "glorified chat-rooms". That's a pretty extreme misunderstanding, which…

I assume CNN's last transmission will actually be a shot of Wolf Blitzer - cold and tired from the months of running from the machines - eating Don Lemon's head.

You just need to start with a scoop of hot ice instead of regular ice.

Fake it, til you escape it. That's what untold generations of Catholics have done.

So I just started watching Buffy on Netflix and I am so mad at myself for not watching this when it originally aired! Middle school/high school-aged me would have LOVED this. I'm trying to remember why I didn't watch it... maybe I didn't have a tv in my bedroom yet? And I definitely preferred blasting music in my room…

my aunt almost ruined a marriage doing something similar. she was constantly meddling in her children's lives and her daughter{my cousin}was dating a guy in another state and my aunt just knew he was married or something. so she called information{before the interwebs}and got a phone number of a man with the exact…

I mean, fuck. Maybe I'm not looking for Mr. Right, but typically I have to rule out that you're not a) married b) super lame/homophobic/racist/Conservative... whatever c) going to wear my skin as a coat before I fuck you, guy. And that will likely take more than one date to determine. So keep it in your goddamn pants…

Accusatorily gesturing at the monitor with the spoon, I hope!

Story time! *grabs cup of coco and sits wide eyed*

Wow. Reading this was like going on an emotional rollercoaster ride. I was really happy for her that she seemed to find a great guy who dispelled her disdain for the Missed Connection page. And then the entire house of cards collapsed and blew my mind. Definitely wasn't expecting that scenario. Appropriate use of the…

"I chose you..."

"Family is important to me."

My cat is more my child than a boyfriend.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.