It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Also, there are absolutely words that pair together in a way that makes them much more likely to be used together as opposed to their synonyms, even if they all mean the same thing. This is way, way over-simplified.

I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

lose not loose

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

Hmm. Interesting. Let’s stereotype this and come to a conclustion.

“cis-het white-millennial gentrifier garbage human”

Was jordan raised like a veal in a box? who the fuck has never eaten a banana or apple pie?

Jo Mama.

Well you probably wont have to put up with it for much longer after they have to pay that settlement.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

Conversations often include exchange of similar lines of thought.

Is he going to ride that Penny Farthing all the way to the artisinal pencil shop in Manhattan, or just to the nearest Wes Andersen diorama-rama?

Those same men are on record as saying that the constitution should be torn up and rewritten frequently.

Bro has bro-y T-Shirt and backer-bros, doesn’t really compute his bro-yness.

Because everything is, silly.

What is your problem with New York? The ultimate answer to your original question is really, “WHO CARES?”