I've never played Dota 2 or League. But I absolutely loved your article Patricia! I don't care much for the genre. But what I do love is video games.

If I had the skill I would, because giant boobs saving the universe is a game that needs to be made! Seriously though, I get that content is important. I also get that the people that make our games should be responsible about providing said content. There are steps in place to oversee this. ESRB.. Age restrictions at…

Hahaha.. I was going after gamers not the devs. Mostly tired of games having to run a Gauntlet of politically correct checklists before everyone will stop bitching.. One of the first messages was complaining about poop or homophobia or some shit.. I just wanna fucking play games you know what I mean.. And I want my…

For fucks sake. Why do you guys always have to take yourself so seriously every single time your little sensibilities get an owie? It's a South Park game! Turn off your political programming and just enjoy it for what it's probably going to be. A fucking good time! I hate listening to everybody bitch all the time. And…

Is just the pure fucking scale of it! Global. Thousands and thousands of real world dollars. Multiple real world tears! Tell me there's not one guy somewhere literally lamenting in agony over his ass being handed to him and I'll date your fat sister! (shut up, that's not baby fat!) Real fucking tears! He lost…

My man! Your complete disregard, and dare I say contempt for the last 100 years of nutritional guidelines in the quest for tasty goodness is an inspiration. I shall gratuitously wrap something in bacon in your honor. Long live Fahey!

You guys are going to light me up for saying this but I'll risk it. You've gotta respect that level of commitment. You piss me off the worst you're likely to suffer is carrying with you the memory of a proper ass whoopin'. But you gotta ask yourself, whose sister did this guy plow to invite the shit storm currently…

I don't know man, it might not be prevalent but it's out there. I went to college with a guy who used to make scale model wwii German military vehicle diorama that made these ships look every level. I've not seen a lot of it but there is a community here as well.

Puts mobile Kotaku.com down.. Decides between PS4 and XB1 controller. Blissfully forgets about GTAO.

Dude, me too! That's what sucked me in here. I thought I was in for some fast pace multiplayer monster carnage at the skyscraper level. BOOOOO!

Oh wow. I didn't know it could do that or I'd have put it in my original post! Awesome

Oh wow. I didn't know it could do that or I'd have put it in my original post! Awesome

I better have two.

Oh man! You gotta see Ted. That quote happens in the first ten minutes. If you enjoyed my post you'll laugh your ass off when you see the real thing. You tube the movie Ted news report. I'll go look now hold on.

I felt it was worth the risk for the "Ted" reference. You do realize it was a movie quote ?

This is the most non negative, pleasant comment section I've ever read! Look nobody's even going after the game aside from a slightly cynical (and arguably accurate) observation. It's a freaking Internet miracle. LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!

I happen to enjoy alternating opinions. And Flaming the reviewer because he sees something different and chooses to explain in terms of a review is something of value. Agree or not.. It's further information to better equip you as a gamer. But then again, one need not equip themselves for a decision they've already…

good eye!

Fortnight!