The reality.

Or they're just dicks.

Thanks, this has been bugging me since he was announced, I hate when stuff has a dog just to kill em to make the viewer feel bad. It always works on me too.

SPOILER

Hey. If you make comments about boobs, or fapping, or anything else of a similar nature, I'm going to remove your comment. If it's bad, or I catch you doing it again, I'm going to ban your account.

Oh my GLOB!

The best one.

Yes, because developing games means you are literally required to be insulted, mocked and treated like trash on a daily basis like Phil is.

Fire Emblem: Awakening, Rated T for "That Ass"

It never once crossed my mind that is why they named it Steam.

I can't help but think this panel has a vague Xbone reference:

That's no Metal Gear cosplay. This is: