Oh we gonna tamp it down! And then we gonna stick a fungus-ridden tampon up in it!

Because there will be a season set in America.

You just know somebody is going to be blinded by bathtub gin.

Agreed. In the right situation, sharing this kind of thing makes us all better off.

Those judges can actively sit on that bench and protect my ladyflower any old day.

You know that pro-life surge that happened after Roe? Yeah, it's about to happen in the opposite direction. The backlash has begun. Seriously, there is nothing wrong with being a Republican, but just go do it in some other republic, m'kay?

In other words, more sexy thigh shots?

Can we just pause to group internet hug all of the acne sufferers and acne survivors in the building? In a society where corporeal attribution is rampant, acne problems are no joke.

You know how people who self-identify as conservative are kind of hard-wired to be less tolerant? It has something to do with that, I think. No offense to you or any other conservative readers, but I just see a connection there.

LOVE that point. Sometimes I just want to get all freakonomics on these Republican's asses. For real, your morality (from whatever source derived) is one thing, but don't try to justify your moral policies with bogus economic arguments. Hashtag no to that!

Seriously. And the daughter will NOT have Fox's nose. It will be the daughter's nose and the rest of her face and body will be her own too.

That's the linguistic ingenuity that earned you a star and will take us sisters far. Keep blessing them with that wit.

Bet she's glad she didn't go the affidavit route!

Congregation of the Holy Cross is all, "We've created a monster!" MoGlo, out of control.

As soon as my hormones kick up, I treat myself to a little UV exposure and it tends to do the trick. Remembering as always that moderation is key.

Nominating a well-qualified woman for VP would be a strategically sound move for the Republicans. Wallace is just one voice and it sounds like she is talking out of her ass.

I love how Santorum is right in MoGlo's wheelhouse. She keeps getting better and better.

If it's any consolation, I have a feeling that all those comments will end up help Obama at the polls.

And, ever notice:

Seriously. I've noticed disapproval of the way I always dress my little girl in camo. Um, people, ever heard of Artemis?