I half-expected this to be actual 3840x2160 image. To say I was half-disappointed that it wasn't would be an accurate statement.

That's not cosplaying. Kirby clearly swallowed a Space Marine.

Minimal is a competitive shooter that combines fast-paced shooting with crafting. Players collect resources and use a blueprint system to craft custom weapons and armor, with the goal of powering up their side's Titan and helping it destroy the enemy's base.

If it's the same shape as the PS3 Slim but thinner, I don't see why you couldn't just stuff a pillow or a bunch of foam on top of it for transport. Not a PS3 guy but I've got a bunch of set-ups for fitting my consoles into notebook bags that they're not originally designed for and it's like a game of Tetris.

I found a typo in your post. You said:

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.

In the future I will augment my neural pathways with nanomachines to keep myself better and faster than my future son. When my kid will complain and ask for his own set of performance-enhancing nanomachines because I beat him in Street Fighter 6, I will look at him and say "When you're older, son."

Ohga-

I don't need you to tell me what's on the Wii U. Please see the full comment list. The ISSUE is, if you can't convince people SELLING your console it's not a kid's console, then it's a MARKETING issue. Why should any teenager not take a salesperson's information at face value? If I were 16 and buying my first console…

It doesn't have to be accurate. If these are the people selling your consoles at store fronts, there's an image issue, and Nintendo needs to address it.

Memorable Quote from Employee: [In response to the question, "What about the Wii U?"] "Nah, that's mostly kids games."

Big Macs don't look like that. They do, however, sometimes look like this...

Warning: You are outnumbered twelve to one.

Controller Design of the Year, this one does not win.

Warframe?

Also found this in the Bioware store.

C... can it be real?

My Gameboy Brick still works. Missing the battery compartment cover (yeesh, ate 4 AA batteries! when was the last time you had to put AAs in your on-the-go stuff :D) Gameboys and GBCs are REALLY durable all things considered. I mean, they were marketed to kids. No RRODs, tough LCD screen, etc.

The American equivalent would be giving out corn on the cob. Not that hard to make, and not that expensive. But arguably people on food stamps may not be able to buy it.

For the more economical people, http://kotaku.com/ill-take-all-t…