In hindsight, I should have told JFK to go with the hardtop Continental.

This isn’t really on-topic, because it isn’t something the aftermarket does, but I’m confused why automatic wipers aren’t more common? I had them in an old BMW, but my modern cars still don’t have it. My car has CarPlay, pano roof, LED headlights, heated/cooled seats, etc., but then I have to fiddle with the stupid…

Automatic headlights is the only right answer. And make it so that it defaults to Auto. Can’t tell you how often I see people driving around in the dark thinking their lights are on.

The ability to open and close the windows (and sunroof where applicable) with the key remote. All VW’s have the capability, but you have to code it in yourself with an OBDII device.

The only option that has ever mattered is heated seats. Those should be standard on every vehicle at every price point. 

Automatic headlights AND synchronization of the exterior lights and the windshield wipers.

Mine likes xmas wrapping paper - She hides under it and stalks you. You look to the floor and, magically, here comes this tented piece of paper.

Mine likes xmas wrapping paper - She hides under it and stalks you. You look to the floor and, magically, here comes…

Bendy straws. Crumpled paper. Milk bottle rings.

Bendy straws. Crumpled paper. Milk bottle rings.

Matt Patricia looks like he has a closet full of shirts arranged by which type of food stains they have on them.

Agreed. It’s ergonomic enough without being overly righty-centric. It has programmable buttons for the thumb, battery lasts forever, and it’s 20 bucks. Nobody wants to spend a ton of money on a mouse they use for work, unless they have a job that really demands it.

Agreed. It’s ergonomic enough without being overly righty-centric. It has programmable buttons for the thumb,…

A classic for sure. 

A classic for sure. 

I voted for this one for the sole reason that this is the only one that lefties can realistically use. None of the major mouse manufacturers make a left-handed ergonomic mouse any more. I would use the MX Master in a heartbeat if they made a lefty version. I used a previous Logitech MX left handed version for years…

I voted for this one for the sole reason that this is the only one that lefties can realistically use. None of the…

I’ve actually worn one of these out at work (took 8 years). I got a new one and off we go.  Can’t beat this mouse.

I’ve actually worn one of these out at work (took 8 years). I got a new one and off we go.  Can’t beat this mouse.

Best condolence I received was from a 14 year old boy. I was chaperoning a youth trip when I got a phone call that a coworker/my cubemate had died (Cancer. It was expected but not that soon.). Word slowly got around to the kids and, predictably, most of them had no idea what to do and sorta avoided me...except for…

I think there’s still a swell of support for these kinds of movies, though.

What happened when you went asking for the nearest Tyme Machine?

I’m pretty sure Mike Riley will be free to return to Corvallis for a third time by early December.

I am 2 and 1/2 years younger than my brother. We had a contentious childhood, and I only see or talk to him during the holidays, for the most part. His bday is a week after our dad’s bday, so I see him then since the family goes out to dinner together to celebrate. I just wouldn’t hang out with him if we weren’t…

My wife, who swears like a sailor, was a offended by Deadwood. I would watch the double header of The Sopranos and Deadwood and she would ask if I was watching the motherfucker and cocksucker shows again.