I’ve watched Memento 5 times and I still don’t know what happened.

Itchy & Scratchy

Helped coach a girls U10 softball team this year. Parents are the worst.

I just took the pedals off my kids bikes and turned them into balance bikes. They both got the hang of it very quickly.

I use the calculator on this site. Different parameters for men and women. Seems pretty accurate based on other results.

Born in Milwaukee, grew up in Green Bay, now live in Madison. The Bermuda Triangle of Booze!

Halloween isn’t what it used to be. :(

Our small town has a Facebook page that people advertise for sale items as well as garage sales. It is extremely effective.

Half baseball, half soccer.

I do this. I do a full body workout, alternating upper and lower body sets with little to no rest in between to maximize the time available.

In other words, he’s the second coming of Rob Deer.

I do listen to Undisclosed. That made me change my opinion to a forced confession.

I was leaning toward Jay, but now I think he was forced into a confession. Roy Davis is as likely as anyone. I do not think it was Adnan

tl;dr. Jason Whitlock thinks highly of himself and is a bad boss.

New Order’s Blue Monday is a great ring tone.

I’m a movie renter, not an owner. I just don’t have the desire to watch the same movie more than once. Convince me I’m wrong?

We were REALLY running late for our 6am flight to a tropical island. We didn't have time to brush our teeth before we ran out the door and drove like maniacs to get to the airport.

I try to. But my wife apparently doesn’t share my enthusiasm.

Clan Leslie!

We had a party for kids from the daycare in my kids class when they were toddlers. The kids can play together. Parents can drink some beers and share horror stories. We made friends for life.