Hey Avery, when they are little, they just stay in one place and squirm a little bit, causing the boner. Pretty soon, your two year old will really start moving around. Then you will be kicked in the nuts, punched in the nuts, elbowed in the nuts, have your nuts jumped on, etc. Trust me, you will no longer get boners.

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