But I am kinda concerned that the fire exit was locked. 

LOL, neck beards like you make the world go ro... sorry I meant cringe and your social misfortune.

Perfectly fine watching his fellow man get hacked to pieces but touch an animal and they’re out? This certainly can’t be a normal train of thought.....can it?

I just kinda squeeze the avocado half until the pit pops out? But 99% of the time I’m mashing it up anyways, I guess it would matter more if I needed pretty avocado.

Of all the terrible shit done in Russia, killing stray dogs is pretty far down on my list. How about the rounding up and murder of journalists, political opponents and LGBT Russians?

Oof, -2.9 WAR for Dunn in 2011.

Davis is more similar to Adam Dunn. Not uncommon for three-true-outcomes types to fall off a cliff.

The last time a baseball contract was structured this way it was because the owners of the franchise had so much investment sense and were making so much money investing that the deferred money would be covered several times over by the 8% yearly returns their friend Bernie Madoff was getting them.

Hi, perhaps you’ve heard of something called public transit? That’s how most people in large cities commute, you should check it out.

I’m sure they did think of the opportunity cost, as defined by the hurdle rate the returns on the Theranos deal had to clear in order to be justified. $140 million in comparison to the marginal revenue they probably projected from the deal is, even if at that point they were mostly sure it was fraudulent, pretty…

The reason it’s not the 186000 is because that calculation doesn’t account for the rockets taking 44 shots. IIRC the streak was shots number 15 through 41. But we’d be talking about this cold streak whether it was shots #1-27, #2-28, ..., or #18-44, so the probability should reflect that. Each of those ranges…

Those are the odds of going 0-27 on 27 specific shots. The odds of having a streak of 27 misses within 44 attempts (which could be attempts 1-27, or 2-28, or 3-29, etc) are much lower, and I think that’s what the quoted tweet was going for (I didn’t actually do the math to confirm that’s the specific probability he…

is this his sister, by chance?

I live in DC, and trust me when I say, this is needed.

The reason it closes so early is because they are doing a MASSIVE repair/overhaul operation on the entire system, which hadn’t been properly maintained and had been regularly killing people.

things i’ll never get: major metropolitan cities that close mass transit before midnight on *any* day

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Game 7 of the 1960 World Series ended at 3:35 PM on a Thursday afternoon on October 13th in front of 36,683 people, with no seats in left or center field and was played in 2:36 even though 19 runs were scored and 9 pitchers were used. There were five walks, five home runs and ZERO strikeouts.

Why do middle schools even have admission requirements? This isn’t university admissions.

LL is fucking bonkers.. I got in a arguement with another coach about the way he was playing his team. He said, and I quote “Sometimes you need to step on there throat.”. The kids were 7-9 years old.

A Little League game near me went all to shit a few years ago when the coach who was about to win realized he hadn’t played all his players. He told his pitcher to walk everybody so the other team could tie it up, and then they’d go to extras and get the last kid into the game. The coach who was losing realized what…