Jabronis, ranked:

“Johnson ... stands eighth and ninth on the league’s all-time leaderboard in receptions and yards.”

Let’s not forget her most challenging role: “Have you any idea what’s it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot’s man-puter world?” “What?”

i assume there wasn’t a bonkers near-miss 70ft 3pt’er at the end of 4th OT. B/c he clearly sank that 3 with 1.0sec left on the clock, and nobody bothered to stop it after it swished through. ::shrug::

Either way, holy crap what an insane game.

3 or no 3, they still win with a bucket since it was tied at 100.

Thank God that Dan Ring was there to cover it. If he wasn’t I’d have never seen what transpired, due to Matt Collins’ inability to record videos of things that aren’t in shitty vertical format.

I couldn’t help thinking that I hope I’m this feisty when I’m 80.

am i the only one with the weirdest boner after watching this ?

Rovell too.

I never knew how accurate the Kroll Show accents were until now.

I think she could definitely take Betty White in one-on-one

Would you rather be 2-5 or 2-0 in the Finals?

She does an incredible job of bringing the cases to life. After reading her articles my partner and I have been discussing recent cases at home with the immediacy one might use to discuss a football game. She really helps convey the dynamics of the room, including things that might not be clear in a transcript, like…

Scoreboard tho.

There is only one way to stop a superlative offensive player and it’s been the same forever: attack him on defense.

If you really want to shut Steph down then just trade him to the Knicks.

His job is to report on sports business for ESPN. You figure that job required him to spend Super Bowl Sunday—the biggest day in all of sports business!—frantically building his own popularity on a whole other company’s publishing platform?

They have definitely changed a lot. I can’t believe they now want to compete with gossip sites. There are enough gossip sites and I don’t see what Jezebel could offer that TMZ is not offering already. Jezebel had a niche and now in one of the stupidest editorial decisions ever they are kicking their loyal followers…

I was waiting all day yesterday for Jezebel’s take on this story.