Totally. Two random girls working in a gym is a good representative sample of an entire region’s sports knowledge. Based on my recent conversation with the hostess at the Cheesecake Factory, Washington doesn’t know shit about the Redskins.

“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

Ironically it took 390 pounds of power clean before anyone would go into their showers again

Does anyone else feel like HamNo is slightly disappointed any time he sees one of these clips and doesn’t have something to criticize?
Like if his form was way off, there would have been like 4 paragraphs about needing to work your core and focus on high quality yogurt.

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

This blind squirrel is not right twice a day, and therefore is awarded neither nuts, nor clocks, ever.

Curt Schilling, a media personality who pushes his agenda on air semi-regularly, blames the “agenda-driven media” for the current political climate. Makes sense.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Without even watching - yes you can water proof fabric with wax, and I thought that was common knowledge?

The only thing that’s obvious is that Eva is using this factual or fictional ‘incident’ to launch her mommy blog.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

So this Nanny didn’t sext or proposition her husband so much send a text meant for her friend extolling his hotness to him by mistake?

There is a lot to unpack here.

Come on. Oprah pimped her pain out for money just like ESPN did.

‘Tis better to have thought you won and lost than to have never thought you won at all.

“My dick came out”- I’m Peyton Manning and I approve this message

Curry shot a better percentage from 28 feet and beyond tonight than the rest of his team did on layups.

Steph shoots above 60% from beyond 28 feet.

Offsite. I need a Mr. Miyagi gif stat.

Because as children, we didn’t know any better?