Nah. That’s South Park false equivalency bullshit. Having two sides doesn’t make something equal.

I find your comment to be more partisan than his. Are you honestly suggesting that these Republican debates are business-as-usual? I've certainly never seen anything like them.

The Republican debates this year have been notably, and consistently, more vitorolic than the Democratic debates. I suspect that’s mostly because of Donald Trump. At any rate, in terms of trash talking, the Republicans are practically playing a whole different ball game.

People using public forum to throw shade at each other to the backdrop of a popularity contest? It's like the republican presidential debate.

Russia constantly seems slightly fictional

I fully expected this to be a horn-stabbing story and my bloodlust is now dangerously unsated.

How did she pull an OJ? She didn’t gut the children with her fake horn before she fled, did she?

I think we all know what’s really in Burneko’s porn folder...Warriors videos.

“I don’t hate the shots; I hate the admiration of them.”

I’m really glad that the state that had the bottom ranking for popular votes for Ralph Nader was also rated bottom for lack of seat belt use. It makes total sense, but I never would have thought to combine those two variables!

I assume one celebrates confederate heritage by having one's neighbor from the north side of the street come over and kick one's ass and then burn one's house down, and then one tells maudlin tales to the younger generations, romanticizing the event as a fight for state's rights.

Every time someone comes to bother me in my cubicle, I notice I’m hunched like Mr. Burns. It’s only when I realize that I’m being seen that I notice this.

This bill is unlikely to pass in Illinois. You’re better off there. I live in Texas, where I’m sure our legislators will see this and try to mimic it when they are next in session, and it will sail through because 75% of the politicians in my state are fucking batshit.

yes because abortions are legal in Illinois

Cubs are playing the Angels in Anaheim for opening day and will have a DH. The lineup should look something like this: Fowler, Zobrist, Rizzo, Bryant, Schwarber, Heyward, Soler, Montero, Russel.

Yeah I thought the entire premise of the show was that he was living off the money from a couple really successful commercial opportunities in the recent past, and that’s why the character has so much free time to spend contemplating single life around age 30 in the social media age.

it was hinted that a substantial amount of his money was from the residuals from one highly successful go-gurt commercial.

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

This is a website for humans, not dogs.