Music was great in the early ‘70's. Musically it was still the late ‘60's.

You’ve managed to miss the joke in the email, then subsequently made the joke yourself.
“I’d rather just trade that shirt in for a fine striped Macy’s Polo (thumbs up!)“??

I wonder what the streak is for number of Funbags in a row where this shirt featured in the comments?

The Problems?

Totally expected this response (and it’s totally fair - I have no clue what I am doing in this arena and was, in fact, incredibly proud of even this abomination).

Only a minor baddie, but can we give an honorable mention to the Scottish lord in Braveheart whose head Mel Gibson smashes in with the ball on the chain - while riding his horse through the guy’s bedroom?!

Nobody fucks with Zeus, but Zeus fucks with almost everybody’s wife... or pet... or farm animals... or...

I want to believe these were all from the same scout. And I just imagine Jim Tomsula in a pair of dark brown sunglasses and a long blond wig.

“As the equation explains, a baseball’s backspin gives it the lift it needs to leave the park, but its trajectory and force rely on the batter’s grit, determination, and ability to play the game the right way.”

Yo, I’m pro-Bernie and even *I’m* embarrassed for you. Stop. Just stop.

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

Chelsea is taking the photos while Freddie drives. The photos flip when going from front- to rear-facing cameras.

Meh. I can still eat (all the best) Girl Scout cookies. You know, the ones with chocolate?

Wow, so making fun of birth defects is totally and 100% OK because one person who had a birth defect turned out to be a mass murderer. Lets go make fun of some downs syndrome kids and kids with cleft palates. My son had hypospadius and had to have surgery for it at six months old. Its not so funny when you’re sitting…

As someone who's worked in the service industry, fuck this. Maybe if enough servers get stiffed for such reprehensible comments, they'll actually be forced to go to management and see some real change instead of just letting this kind of behavior slide because they're getting their share of the pie.

I don’t see anything actually wrong with the comment now. She was asked if she can understand movies from certain cultures, and her response was basically, “I don’t know much about the intricacies of the Middle East but I think we all share some commonalities and I understand the humanities in those films.” Maybe I’m…

Glad Jezebel posted this clarification. Pretty shitty mistake by the AP/Mashable/whoever let this get out of hand.

The thing that I notice is that we’re all, there is a core of humanity that travels right through every culture.

Farts in the light butt

Stark in the night sux. I win!