I wrote two sentences not an entire biography. You don’t know me or what I’ve been though.

I have a hard time deciding who I love more on Brooklyn 99, Terry or Gina.

Funny, I often feel this way when watching television and movies. It’s like people who write for the screen have fantasized up all these perfect back and forth conversations.....then they shoehorn them into absolutely retarded situations because they have no freaking clue how anything at all works in the real world…

You’re crazy.

Baseball is not football.

The IF rule is to prevent dropping a ball intentionally so you can get an easy two. Since they barely got one when he dropped it, that’s a good indication it was a good no call. Baseball is hard!

This is not as bad as "You got it" to guy watch pop drop... which is not an error

He misjudged it so badly, he couldn’t even get himself in position to make an error.

You can't be given an error for misjudging a ball. You have to physically misplay the ball. Same way if an OFer loses a lazy flyball in the lights or roof or sky, and it just lands in the OF untouched, it's not an error either

Kids like this kid:

Meanwhile, in great NLDS bat flips this week

Let’s watch it again!

Despite all of his problems, Lamar Odom has always seemed to be a good guy with a lot of personal demons the likes of which I am lucky not to be able to truly simply don’t have the reference point to appreciate or understand. He’s had a life of considerable tragedy, including the loss of a child. If it happened to me,…

For example, Rule 8.01(c): “Each umpire has authority to rule on any point not specifically covered in these rules.”

This was exactly my reaction, but I think it’s reliant on the elasticity in the rules that allows umpires to position runners in marginal circumstances.

Astounding. I mean, to actually throw Cardinals fans onto the field when there are wastebins about.

Baseball has always been called that way, because it is not Football

Thought you had a second chance and instead got thrown out at first base. Ah, good ol’ “Prom night.”

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”