I'll jump in with you. I've had pretty much 100% competent and effective nurses in my life. Almost every one was patronizing and condescending.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

All joking aside... I have had some TERRIBLE nurses who were more dangerous than helpful.

this is a compilation of sexual assault & domestic violence cases in hockey:

Can a Deadspin staffer start up a database that details which active pro athletes have either been accused/convicted/exonerated of serious crimes like sexual assault? I need a one stop shop for determining which sports people I can feel mildly ok cheering for

It think it’s pretty brilliant. When I was visiting Germany, our “king” size bed was just 2 twin beds pushed together. I loved it so much, because my husband could toss and turn all he wanted and my side stayed completely still. Plus the divot in the middle meant he had to stay on his own side.

My personal beef is everytime they turn to Trent Dilfer during super bowl week, and ask him to describe what its like to be / how to be/ what to think as a super-bowl winning QB.
He was in a fucking coma for that season. He had 12 TDs on the SEASON. Thats like asking the Wide- right Bill’s Kicker what its like to kick…

The funny thing is that for years Baltimore sports talk radio (don’t ever listen to sports talk radio) was littered with callers who firmly believed that Tyrod Taylor was better. They mostly vanished after the Super Bowl win, but they still pop up whenever Joe lays one of his 40 attempts/180 yards/3 INTs eggs.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

You don’t get subtle sarcasm well, do you?

Everybody loves bacon, loving bacon doesn’t make you interesting or unique.

You wager before you see the answer, though.

I was at that game! What happened was Magglio Ordonez hit a HR just inside the LF foul pole early in the game and he stood at home plate watching it (just to see if it would stay fair, Maggs was never a showboat) and on Ordonez’s way around the bases Weaver was talking mad smack at him. Guillen (one of Maggs best…

For the record, I follow neither of these teams and didn’t even know who Kyle Seager was until just now (i.e. I still don’t know him), but he just looks like the kind of guy you want to hit.

Bernie’s lack of caring about how he looks is partially why he is a winner, though.

Drew Magary, Twitter Truther:

So... They legalized it, taxed it, and now have a separate vote to decide whether or not to keep the taxes?

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