I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.

It's like drunken mad libs.

Just so we’re clear, we all agree this is just a super elaborate sex thing right?

I get your point, but what are your feelings about Gabriel?

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

Gameplay-wise, I’ve always been a World kinda-guy, and I still think it’s the highwater mark for, not just the series, but the industry in general.

The ending and even Super Mario All-Stars helped to reinforce that it was a “production on a stage”, and Miyamoto’s said before that he believes the cast of the Mario games are like actors, hence why they do so many different things, and why Mario can go from bashing Bowser’s skull in, to racing alongside him or…

So did everyone else do not let them fool you. There was very few people out of the massive group that played SM3 that believed it was a stage play. There were far more people interested in who the mother of Bowser’s kids were and such.

Look who’s fucking off now; and nothing of value was lost.

“I’m going to come murder you in your sleep and rape your offspring/girlfriend” doesn’t require much additional context.

Or you could just not be a racist homophobic person. There’s that too.

So, #2 was a dream and #3 was a stage performance. That first outing must’ve done a number on Mario’s head to make him keep having more fake adventures.

I just assumed it was a stylistic choice and not an indication that the whole damn game was just a stage performance!

Yeah. I understand he is endangered and it is a sanctuary but it’s just a sad visual.

Sorry but I think your cat smokes weed

Man I hate 2 of the 10 greatest players of all time

About as much thought as a “can’t stand either of them” comment deserves, tbh