Men who were interested in you would decline to date you??

It’s more clever that way.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

I disagree. Even today, it’s mostly on men to ask for a date, at least for the first date. If I had waited for women to ask me out on a date, I’d have the sex life of a catholic priest. Wait, that came out wrong...

“It’s become clear you’re a guy though and I don’t have the years it’ll take to educate you.”

It’ll take a lot of acts, big and small, to end patriarchy. Establishing independence from men in day to day life is one such thing.

I have Burner friends who are far from rich who have been going for years. They go to disconnect and explore art and kink and all sorts of things. I would never want to go (couldn’t ever deal with the dust and dirt) but I see the appeal of a community of like minded souls where nobody scorns you for your…

Sorry, I should’ve been more clear. Is there anything more that doesn’t just make it worse?

My weakness was the Ken/Ryu uppercut. My buddy 4 houses away owned the Super Nintendo, so he was totally practicing. I was apparently his sparring partner since everyone else in the neighborhood was either too old, too young, or got way too mad.

Goddammit, if you just pressed punch a little faster you could pull off the Hundred Hand Slap.

Wait, there were only 12 episodes of to catch a predator??

As always, Jezebel screws up NH stories. The bartenders guides were NOT purchased to be sold to customers. They were bought as reference guides for employees. In NH, the liquor stores are state run. That means that these are state employees who didn’t seem to think that they should be required by the state to discuss…

Only one type of block? Have you actually played Minecraft? You’re coming off almost as ignorant about Minecraft as Rubio, here. What about Redstone? Half Blocks? Stair blocks?

Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy.

Man, Rickey stole 5 bases in that game. He’s like Billy Hamilton, but good at every part of baseball

Actually, you didn’t mention what I think was the most unusual part: he didn’t record a swing tonight!

Street Fighters newest pair of big tits and cleavage.

Do you ever feel like everyone in the country is cheering for your team (and your city) to fail? Well, now you know why.

I have laced these citruses with acid mushrooms. Your bat will become your mother. The ball will become a 95mph disembodied tongue and we, the mighty Cubs, will ride surfboards made of light into the True Truth that lies at the center of the Universe. We will also miss the playoffs, but we won’t know it because we are…