Humans don't do that.
2 kids... "Well... he lived a full life."
He already had two children.
Not the first time a guy’s done this.
Get back to me when he names his next daughter Shump
Right, totally not a name for a woman.
I vacuum more than I dust, but when I do dust I dust first. Top to bottom when it comes to cleaning so at the end all of the dust you have knocked off the ceiling fans and surfaces has ended up in the carpet and can be swept up
I dunno. Drew Barrymore turned out okay.
I think the most unrealistic thing here is a 9-year-old who only needs to be told twice to sit down.
Ahhh, the Kobayashi Maru of test-taking.
My biology teacher would do this and no one who was dumb enough to try it, could ever succeed at it. Until one day, a kid, who was packing a pair of brass ones, solved the problem. He filled in every blank, on every line, of the Scantron. If you mark more than one, you get it wrong. The teacher congratulated the kid,…
Before we get to the Funbag, I gotta talk about how shitty this Will Smith concussion movie looks. I swear it got…
Love the retrograde stereotypes. 10/10 for being a dumbass.
Her feelings aren’t relevant. She can absolutely believe that same-sex marriage is wrong; she can’t be an agent of the state and ignore the laws she doesn’t agree with.
In my 26 years of life I have seen countless friends and family members change their opinions on gay marriage. It’s not really a hard one to change people’s minds on.
I sure hope she doesn’t eat pork or wear mixed fibers, lest she end up in hell with the rest of us gays.
Husband isn't a "clean person", husband has OCD.