Aside from the glasses = unattractive cliche, I bet glasses are harder to light without getting glare and such. Plus it goes hand-in-hand with why so many actors have abnormally large heads. We like to see big, unobfuscated facial expressions on screen.

I feel like, at my age, I’d be just as injured by the dive + 10 foot slide she performed.

Re: being a “Vol” or any other alum. Colleges are granfalloons. As if a person has anything in common with any of the other million people who’ve attended there. Or as if your college is truly special and unique compared to all the others. Tribalism is the worst.

Um, who cares?

Are his 3rd, 4th, and 5th digits missing the distal phalanges? Or are they just bent out of sight?

Why don’t the clothing manufacturers just contract out a trusted manufacturer like Spalding or Wilson manufacture the ball and then slap an UnderArmour logo on it? Seems like it’d be easier.

100% of people die, most of them in awful ways. Joking about death has existed & been necessary to our sanity since the invention of language.

Oh really? You mean the pattern of light emitting pixels isn’t actually a naked person, but just something that looks like a a naked person? The devil you say!

Her nipple is clearly visible in the embedded video.

Was going to say, I remember watching Jordan get old during the second three-peat, as his knees deteriorated, and then get really old in the Washington comeback. Hayflick’s Limit hits superheroes and billionaires and all of the rest of us just the same.

They say you’ll go blind...

Saying essentially, “We’re going to win” is not quite as strong as a guarantee, and it’s also pretty innocuous.

Isn’t this a bigger deal in terms of possibly treating pancreatic cancer, one of the deadliest kinds?

Or he could just buy oil futures.

I support leaving the rules as they are, because I want to see centers start shooting free throws underhanded, as god and Rick Barry intended.

At first I assumed nutmegged meant getting kicked in the nuts, and I watched this 5 times trying to figure out where the actual contact was.

Anyone remember the ASCII version of Star Wars you could watch by connecting to a certain IP in Telnet?

I don’t care about the opt out. The Mets are in “win right now” mode, right? So it makes total sense to spend a ton of money to win right now. But usually when teams do that, they have to overcommit for some 10 year nonsense deal that overpays a player into his late 30's. With this deal, they go all in with Cespedes…

Right now, through this half a season, he’s just slightly ahead of peak Lebron by a variety of advanced stats. But peak Lebron was like 7 full seasons. Curry loses a lot by being merely average or a little above average defensively.

That’s a great contract.