I know the center position has been moribund this decade, but I hate the idea of electing all small forwards as “frontcourt” starters.

It’d be funny if they took up golf.

He prefers “Mr. McGurts”

I’d say his father- Ed McCaffrey - is a better comp.

Maybe if he wasn’t using while having his own personal, (off-key) karaoke moment, it wouldn’t be as bad. Is that what Catholic priests do now - have song solos? That video looks creepy, like a tent evangelist. When I went to church it was always the choir and/or congregation doing the singing.

At least he’s got the athletic skill to see those hits coming and avoid them, unlike Cliff Avril.

9 year olds shouldn’t still be believing in Santa.

Bill Simmons goes on at length about Moses Malone’s butt in the Book of Basketball.

Yeah, it’s better than the head coaches who leave before the bowl game.

Anyone that commutes in a car, runs, works out at the gym, can listen to headphones at work, etc.

I also laughed at this for 25 full seconds.

I laughed at this for 25 full seconds (though I have had 3 beers).

Sue on what standing? You have to be wronged in some way before you can sue. You can’t sue because you don’t like something.

Drew Brees overlaps the 2 longest TD streak teams, for a total of 14 years.

It was possible to call a cab or order a cab online long before Uber came around.

Mark Jackson was indeed not a good coach, but the Warriors did follow the path that almost every championship NBA team does, losing in the playoffs a couple times before putting it all together.

That’s the most I’ve *ever* seen a knee bend in completely the wrong direction. Even a lot of bad ACL tears you see them bend almost 90 degrees sideways, but the knee has inherent sideways flexibility. This was 90 degrees *backwards*. Gross.

Dr. Doom, because he’s from Latvaria, right?