This art looks bad.

Are Gawker writers all sheltered? You’ve never used public restrooms before? You’re in NYC for fucks sake, you should be used to awkward human interactions.

Was it 2 or 3 that just had endless scenes of characters ripping off those latex masks? That was so awful. It was the equivalent of “It was all a dream!”

Because, god forbid, they buy a second spoon as a backup. Yuck.

“What It’s Like To Daily Drive”...followed by an article and video of a guy who doesn’t daily drive it. Testing it on an empty mountain road. The person who actually drives it every day would have much better insight about its upsides, quirks, frustrations, breakdowns, etc.

Or...it’s indicative of how backwards and childish much of the tech industry is, despite its outwardly “progressive” appearance. Go to any manufacturing plant, and the plant manager, in charge of maybe several hundred people, will willingly talk to the lowliest hourly worker. And it is considered best practice in the…

She had a job. Jobs plural, actually.

I’ve always thought that the runner that gets passed by another runner should be out. Instead of the passing runner being called out. The logic being that if one runner breaks his leg, the other runners should be allowed to keep going, leaving him behind as the out. (Although I’ve almost never seen that situation come…

And look at the OPS of that lineup, too - average of .819 and only 1 weak spot. As a comparison, this year’s top lineup (Blue Jays) has a .771 OPS.

The NFL never fails to find new ways to act like callous assholes.

I support legal marijuana, but I can’t believe how unregulated they left it. I guess because it was a state decision, and the state doesn’t have its own FDA? I mean, there needs to be some kind of required labeling.

Beautiful. There’s nothing like some good ol’ existential despair to make one lighten up and cast off the burden of worrying about politics.

Yes, which is plastic laminated over a wood core. Known as “formica” in the old days, nowadays they make it look like fake granite usually.

Well the broken glass thing depends on your kitchen construction and what kind of glasses you use. Plastic countertops and steel sinks are springier, and pint glasses are tough. I haven’t broken one in years.

Anchovies are best salted and cured (like bacon!), whereas oysters are best fresh out of the sea, consumed raw, steamed, or grilled, etc.

When you have to sneak one in and don’t want to risk making any mess. What’s your other option, jerking while standing up and aiming into a wad of tissues, I guess? Standing up is weirder (unless in the shower).

I’m the kinda schlub who will masturbate to the ladies in the Sears catalog, but for some reason Taylor Swift doesn’t do anything for me. Not because she isn’t attractive, but she just doesn’t register to me as a sexual being. She’s like in some kind of uncanny valley. (Though of course I would agree to Drew’s above…

Meh, the power-creep of Superman (being strong enough to deadlift the moon, nearly light-speed fast, etc) makes him even more boring and lame. I like the imagining of a version of him that’s a little weaker, and thus vulnerable to the master-minded plots of a genius like Batman or Lex Luthor. And yeah it’s dumb that…

Jokers? One-Eyed Jacks? Roadrunners would be geographically appropriate but boring.

I don’t know what this references but it is awesome and should be etched on a plaque.