I am perfectly healthy and can manage as good as bogey about twice per round.

That blimp is 30 feet long and about 15 feet tall. That’s 450 sq. ft. A person’s seat occupies about 3x3 feet = 9 sq. ft. So this would shade approximately 50 people, IF it was right next to them. Being a distance away on ropes decreases the shade it will provide (i.e. people will be sitting in the penumbra or antumbra

It wouldn’t be blackface though. It would be mocking-person-pretending-to-be-blackface. Like in Tropic Thunder.

This is like the “woman smiling eating salad” stock image of how to portray loneliness.

Nothing that’s happening in that video makes sense.

You know what? Rectangles are different at least. And for that, I give them credit and think they’re kinda cool.

Do soccer teams ever pull their goalkeeper like in hockey? It seems like goalkeepers in hockey just essentially have to get lucky that they happen to jump in front of the ball. Just use an extra defender instead!

Either way, those animations/graphics looks like they’re from 2002 or something. Not because I demand hyper-realism (SF4’s cartoon style was cool), but because it looks so polygon-ish.

They had 21 chances. It’s right there in the tweet.

It does when you consider he averaged 9 assists per game. Nobody could create a good shot without him.

Probably couldn’t have seen it, visibility was like 50 feet.

Adam Silver was super-awkward. They should have like, a rapper’s hype man do the little speech while the commish silently hands over the trophy.

Michelob Amber Bock is alright.

As an adequate man, I give myself an adequate pedicure by taking a nail file to the calluses on my big toe when they get large enough to snag on my bedsheets.

Corn for tacos, flour for burritos. So it is written and so shall it be.

Macro-Paisley, love it.

“Stabley Addams” has a nice ring to it though.

Yeah at the very worst he’s “above average” to “good” and you can win with an above average goalie when your team is full of stars.

Because who cares

Yeah a lockout-shortened season they dominated from start to finish. Started the season 21-0-3. Ended with the best record, fewest goals allowed, second in goals scored, etc.