Every team that does well has band-wagoners. Every team that loses for decades loses fans. This is not news.

I’ve never found Lil Sumpin to taste remotely as hoppy as an IPA (which is a positive for me). Also, it smells like Fruity Pebbles.

I wonder what Cavs fans are going to do with all that Dellavedova merch.

It’s amazing how much we’re just bags of meat, and also amazing how those meatbags can be repaired and repair themselves.

Public shaming is a healthy part of capitalism (since we’re stuck with capitalism), and is often the only recourse the general public has against unethical corporate practices. This is like the racial version of shaming a company for polluting or using foreign child labor.

So, okay, this seems like someone who is pretty smart and a good person, despite maybe having some self-identity psychological issues. She’s the head of a mid-sized city’s branch of a private, charitable organization. The people she works with seem to be okay with her employment. Nobody has published any evidence that…

And at this point, withdrawal will probably hurt his performance more. It’s like they say about running, don’t do anything on race day that you didn’t do during training. He should just drink more water that morning / during the game.

Predictably bad chin from a guy who has both of his names spelled wrong.

Vegan has more than one specific meaning. A person can be “vegan” by your, I guess, lifestyle or philosophical definition. A person can eat “vegan” for a period of time, whether it’s 22 days or 22 years. An entree at a restaurant can be “vegan.” These are all different and valid meanings.

But if you’re talking in terms of reduction of harm to animals and/or the environment, being vegan 99% of the time is, well, 99% as good as being “vegan”. It’s not a religion - you’re not going to be smited for straying sometimes.

I think Deadspin should use the official name, as any news organization should. But yeah, the 76ers aren’t the media and should call it whatever the fuck they want.

Holly Madison is 35? She looked 35 ten years ago.

They need to do whatever they can to force him into threes and long twos. He’s been bad at threes for the entire playoffs. Still killer in the paint.

Dellavedovapalooza > Linsanity?

I haven’t used a straw at home since I was 10 years old.

I haven’t used a straw at home since I was 10 years old.

Cuarto?

The music and sounds make that a scarier shower scene than Psycho’s.

Do you specifically require that the people who submit stories flesh them out with tons of extraneous detail and commentary? I mean, I appreciate the effort but I don’t need to know, for example, that it’s okay for the staff to go in the back because the restaurant is slow that time of day, and then be reminded of…

Can I just conclude that everyone standing in that vicinity was a moron? Standing within 100 feet of an unbarricaded race is dumb, even moreso on an off-road or rally course. (And even moreso in those cases when people stand on the outside of a turn).

The term “hipster racism” is the hipster word for not understanding satire.