I see your point and it has validity. There’s a subtle difference between refusing gay customers and refusing to publish a particular message. Refusing gay customers, while not currently illegal, I believe soon will be. Sexual orientation will probably soon be made a “protected class” in the way that race, gender, and…

He’s just exercising the Prime Directive.

Although 30 was traditionally the cut-off for tennis anyway. Not many majors singles won after that age.

Oh god, this looks like uncanny valley CGI recreations of the original cast. It looks like how a 2001-era Full House video game would be rendered.

Can’t wait for a player to come along that just purposely trolls the fuck out of all the lame baseball hardasses. Incite their bench to clear, then just sprint away. Get beaned, pitcher gets tossed for it, point and laugh uproariously at him. I’m taking like doubled over laughing at first base while loudly telling the…

I hate clutter, but in clearing it out I find myself with this dilemma:

*One could argue that the descender is a nose,

Annoying Video Game Retailer buys Awful Tacky Useless Junk Retailer from Faux-Trendy Bad Joke T-Shirt Retailer.

Well a polar bear is pretty good at surviving a frozen wasteland. Humans, not so much. Remember there were numerous insects flying around too, so it’s not like all life was wiped out. I figured those two survivors last 3 days.

I’ve read about how all the “remodeling” they do on Bar Rescue is just chintzy cardboard crap. Which, of course, is why they can do it in 48 hours. Can’t stand that show anyway, it’s one of the most scripted reality shows, and that’s really saying something.

Interesting that it starts with Pet Sounds, thus skipping over years of Murry Wilson’s abuse.

When I clicked on the headline, I expected the article to just say:

Dusty was an idiot; Thibodeau is a defensive genius. Yeah Thibs has downsides, so I can accept the firing. But there’s not much comparison there.

It’s a real thing, but I’ve only had be seriously painful once ever, at age 18.

If it’s a semi and you’re wearing briefs or boxer briefs, they might hold it in place. If it’s raging, you point it up and tuck into your waistband.

Hmm that’s true. Basically impossible to get a rando boner while doing cardio, even if you’re checking out hot women at the gym. Although this guy had one before the ride even started.

Spontaneous ones happen less and less as you get older, but they still happen. Of course, one that happens during a nude bike ride is not wholly “spontaneous” in that something actually triggered it, but it could still be involuntary.

I thought even MLB umpires still used these:

I will never get Subway’s guacamole due to the awful annoyingness of their TV commercial campaign:

If you’re not sitting at the bar, how much does a pint warm up in the time it takes to reach you? How much does it warm up in the first 60 seconds of you holding it and breathing on it?