Independent of Deadspin’s opions, every time I’ve turned his show on, I got through 2 minutes before he took the absolute dumbest/backwards take on an issue, and had to turn it off.

Strictly as a contrarian, I love seeing a probably-not-juiced Alex Rodriguez still play really well. Just to stick it to self-righteous blowhards. (But I still hate Bonds and Clemens. My contained multitudes contradict themselves sometimes.)

He was jealous of the publicity Austin Rivers was getting.

French with a silent “n”, like Bree-sohn

For what it’s worth, Eddie Hughes saw more NBA action than like 95% of the players from those late rounds: http://www.basketball-reference.com/draft/NBA_1982… . By Win Shares, he ranked 38th despite being drafted 140th.

Just buy a plastic baby doll at the toy store and give her that.

I feel like her and John probably did a lot of chain smoking while they read poetry to each other in the nude, or something equally insufferable.

I don’t know why window cracking wasn’t mentioned anywhere. People do it for their dogs all the time, why not for kids? Even an inch opening in all 4 windows probably lowers the temperature by 15 degrees on a sunny day.

Kid’s more likely to get run over in the parking lot than Amber-alerted by a stranger.

Yeah, nobody is running into a store for an 8-hour errand. They’re different circumstances, but people are dumb and don’t get that. But then, people also want to arrest parents who let their 9-year-old kids walk to the neighborhood park.

You didn’t get the joke.

Yeah, it was a standard playground trick when I was a kid. And here’s an 1898 reference: http://www.bartleby.com/81/8064.html

I’d settle for a second date.

...under 650 pounds of force.

Right, that’s 1 mile / 2 stoplights. How does he ever get through a whole podcast?

Don’t know where exactly he’s injured, but Noah can’t jump right now. Which means his defense and rebounding isn’t good, which means he’s offering nothing.

Continuing a 50-year tradition of Cubs broadcasts lingering on scantily clad women.

As long as they do it to the sounds of The Temptations’ “My Girl”.

Westbrook also missed 15 games, which is not insignificant.

When I am at home alone and making pizza what I like to do is break it into frozen chunks, put it into a bowl and then microwave it until it is edible.