Bones are amazing materials sometimes. (Unless you’re say, Kevin Ware)

No way that holds up in court/arbitration. But I guess they think it gives them good p.r. to deny it at first?

If that was true, like 90% of 80s-90s rap wouldn’t exist. Tons of songs reused the same James Brown and other 70s R&B samples over and over.

There’s also probably 20 missed penalties and offsides calls throughout any given game, any of which could have potentially impacted the game.

Must have been empty cars?

He was definitely purposely fouling him; some dirty shenanigans. But guys in the post tangle like that 5 times a game every game and I’ve never seen it dislocate a shoulder before.

Sounds like a gross hot dog to boot.

Eh, steps 2 and 3 are irrelevant and can be replaced with “hold onto it for 5+ years.”

In the earth’s crust, it’s oxygen, then silicon. They’re in practically every rock. Oxygen is in practically every...everything.

At some point, you’ll have to learn to leave your daughter alone for 15 seconds. Also, how fast can this mad kidnapper who’s stalking behind your car possibly unbuckle her and run off?

That’s not how probability works.

I don't hate being ignored by deadspin, I like it. I'm not asking for more coverage, I'm asking for consistency. If you're going to ignore something, then ignore it. If you're going to cover it, then do so.

Hockey fans are such martyrs. They hate being ignored AND they hate it when you pay attention.

Plus, he’s an actor. Nearly every actor, newscaster, or syndicated radio host that had an accent has worked hard to lose it.

Not for a healthy person in a 1500m race. Unless it's like 85+ degrees. Would be cool if Nike or UnderArmour sent her some super-cooling thin but opaque gear. Unless she's got amateur status.

I can see the haircut thing because an average women’s haircut might take 3 times longer than the average men’s. But hair doesn’t follow gender norms as often nowadays...maybe they should have a way of charging by...hair length? Complexity? Time spent?

Definitely not “fine with a hoodie.” And it did drizzle for a couple hours on parts of the north side.

What’s he wearing, balet shoes? Need some quality sneakers for this activity.

How long until this happens?

I think she’s a little more hyped about his return than most Chicagoans. It’s not exactly “I’m Back” at this point.