Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

One day we’ll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we’ll go too far and become corrupt and shiftless and the Chinese will eat us alive!

With most of the writing staff from the site’s heyday having gone on to seek bigger and better (-paying) gigs, and the sites TV review content dwindling...now you’re looking for more money & benefits?

I am glad that wherever we go, Americans are able to represent themselves and their nation with dignity and grace.

As a 5'9" guy myself, I always root for sub-6' athletes, unless they play slot receiver for the Pats.

One of the most wasted non-drug/alcohol talents of all time. Fuck Swedish-Fish.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

Jeez, if I knew AA had a baseball team I would’ve kept going to meetings.

Of course, that might mean a pay cut for coaches and athletic directors so ...

Oh I didn’t go to class. Just the games.

Does this rule include dogs? Because if not, boy do I have a movie for you, “Air Bud: Fifth Year Senior.”

That’s 35 dog years.

Oh I didn’t go to class. Just the games.

Do something good for the kids

I’m not sure John Calipari can afford to pay both freshmen and sophomores.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

I still don’t know how many DB techniques Fisher taught him.

Listening to the talking heads here in Minneapolis, they are also all in on Cousins.

Counterpoint: If you have been watching every episode of The Walking Dead, you should be thoroughly accustomed to being disappointed all the time.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

That is a fantastic imitation of a rabbit munching