Just watch it on Netflix dude. No commercials.

This, however, is (the) Normal:

Obama already tried that (see “NLRB v. Canning”). SCOTUS smacked him down 9-0.

He also hacked into OJ Simpson’s lawyer’s computer and stole the wrong defense strategy.

It says a lot when a guy who lost $100 million on Mitt Romney decides not to invest in you.

Knowing Pronger’s history, there is no way he’s Sorry.

So, you ruined a totally innocent activity for a bunch of kids? Nice parenting.

This is the best answer. You made my moustache curl.

No but I will have to check if it has its own ICD10 code for medical billing. You wouldn’t believe some of the things that have their own specific codes now. And the sick thing is, these events and injuries have their own codes because the insurance industry and CMS have analyzed the data and determined that they…

I assumed that it was only one, but he burnt his hands because he kept trying to do it before it was cool.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

No one really knows. Something lazy and/or entitled I’m sure

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

The same thing everyone else does, but with dumber facial hair and clothing.

This was also the latin motto of my university.

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

Even an entire train of oil is nothing compared to a pipeline failure.

That is not factually correct. Especially not when comparing current rail cars to recently constructed pipelines. Pipelines now have fancy computers and sensors that shut the whole thing down when the pipeline has a pressure drop that indicates an issue. Any comparison you think you’re making is probably to pipelines…

You realize pipelines are something like 5.5 times less likely to cause a spill than rail transport? Plus the injuries to their workers per ton of petroleum transported is also significantly less.

Gotta be Luis Sojo. Both are from Venezuela and Sojo is a five-time World Series champ, making it more likely he’d part with a ring.