/clears throat

They really should give both Cy Young awards to NL pitchers since they play real baseball, unlike the AL.

I once heard Kate Upton speak on TV. I immediately lost all respect for men.

The trailer is an eyesore. You can’t use the argument of “it’s my property, I’ll do whatever the fuck I want” argument. That is why our country is at odds with each other. Yes, you have the right, but as a decent human being, you should not be a dick. Work with your neighbors. They paid good money for the house, just…

parking a 25 foot trailer in his driveway. did you not read the article?

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

Disgusting. As soon as my team stops being good, I’m giving serious consideration to not watching as much.

Woke up, ate breakfast, and went to fucking work like every other person that has to put food on the table every night. Life goes on.

He’s worth roughly $250,000,000. What risk did speaking out pose exactly?

I think the first Republican act should be to deport all Actresses with only 9th grade educations. J’Law will love Canada.

It’s funny because immigration is Actually Difficult. Same people who think moustache-twirling villains just waltz right in.

What about the 20 states he won outside of the rust belt? What’s their excuse?

I’m eager for the CFL Jamboroo.

Insults like this against entire constituencies are why you lose elections. The spite vote is real, and people will just turn off if you say shit like this. It’s like the election taught people nothing. You don’t have to call someone a racist when you think they are a racist. Point out their actions, explain how…

don’t worry, it’s not over, she still has a chance.

To quote William Gibson: “The future is already here — it’s just not very evenly distributed”

“This is what 2 ypc looks like” is a pretty good way to help a defense visualize a positive outcome.

Enough to make them not significantly worse than grass in causing injuries from impact. The crumb rubber may be giving the kids cancer though:

Her piece isn’t about answering your question. It’s about feeling righteous.