Stockholm Syndrome doesn’t produce bitterness or pettiness, but whatever you’re feeling sure does.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

English fans have rioted at every major finals in Europe for the last 3 decades. There fans were so violent they were kicked out of European competitions for 5 years.

Totally. They’re small but vicious, especially the Yorkshire ones.

I think Gawker employees get fined for every article they write that doesn’t include a paragraph of Trump bashing.

Urinal my starred comments tonight.

I have a Political Science Degree; I work in education and hospitality.

This article is insulting. Without the training my Political Science degree gave me there is no way I could have excelled at my chosen field. That field being bartending.

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I’m pretty sure Gordie Howe does translate to Dean Smith in a Canadian-American dictionary.

In the long run, we’re all dead;

Using public roadways for anything other than traffic is stupid.

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.

Look up and you’ll see the point flying by somewhere.

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

That's a great part of being a kid is you can legitimately celebrate a hard-fought video game sporting achievement. When you're an adult on a cross-country flight getting a hole-in-one on Mario Golf on the 3DS, you have to do so with Tom Brokaw-like seriousness, or when you wife asks you why you're in a such a good…

I know it wasn't on NES, but I'm pretty sure that people going back and trying to replay E.T. on the Atari 2600 is responsible for roughly 64.8% of gun violence in this country.

.38 was also Johnny's average BAC.

A few things here.