In Milwaukee a couple years back a trucker drove along a pedestrian walkway, past a lighthouse and then jackknifed and jammed the semi on a similar vintage, but pedestrian-sized bridge?

We’ve lost cc#s more than once due to Paypal being hacked. Just the worst company. If they're not empowering Ebay auction scammers they're giving away account numbers.

That was the Eagles game.

Green Bay got penalized 15 yards after an interception returned to the one yard line for “excessive coordinated celebration. Teammates lifted the guy off the ground!

Getting durnk in Richie Incognito’s basement doesn’t qualify as “getting out.”

On the plus side, at least they weren’t waving pink bats after breast cancer awareness month. Otherwise we’d be talking about uniform violation fines and suspensions for the Panthers.

Has it been 40 years already since the Panthers were in a championship?

The Bucks used to have a statewide following. Until they made the product inaccessible outside a paywall. No games on free TV, no way to go the the arena for less than a couple hundred dollars and a generation later this is what you get. By the time I was 10 or 12 I had watched 50-100 games on TV, living 100 miles…

Much better that than screaming at the top of his lungs, like the passengers in his car.

6 killed in attack on Sikh temple in Milwaukee

Not true everywhere. I got absolutely destroyed by a lawyer in a small claims case seeking return of earnest money. Dude clearly was willing to pay more than the $2,000 I was seeking to ensure I didn’t get it back.

It’s what our gunless angry people do to get back at the world.

Mice almost always follow along a wall. A loose dusting of flour will help you find the path they follow if you’re trying to figure out where they’re coming from. After that all you need is a mine field of mouse traps with the trigger side set against the wall. Each successive generation of invaders will go up and…

I had one in a snap trap once that I thought was dead only to have it come to life, scratching and buzzing and jumping every which way as I reached for it. I ran upstairs feeling as though my heart was going to burst, took 5 minutes to calm my nerves and then headed down to do my humane duty. When I got back…

PK! PK!

The same feeling I’ve had since MLB robbed it’s product of any and all of its joy with “advanced stats” and replay reviews. WAR and WARP and ISO and the boys of summer. Let’s turn all the sports leagues into a mix of engineering calculations and law journals.

Good reason to put the game out of reach when you have momentum.

Good way to make the NFL half as thrilling as a 4-hour CSPAN marathon.

What does Keifer Sutherland have to do with any of this?

So long, showholes