Pretty sure Hamilton's life coach ended up with the Brewers a few years back. Narron.

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Instead of abusing animals and attacking nightclub patrons in bottles in the middle of the night while his wife is home in labor.

The ad agency paid some intern $8 an hour to write that then billed the Browns $225 an hour for "creative." 6 months from now, they'll both claim a "sports rebranding of the year" trophy at the Cleveland Addys.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Blot clots in the lungs can signal very serious health issues, including clots coming from other parts in the body. Given the right circumstances, a small clot can cause sudden and instant death even while the person in question is under treatment.

Phil Spector is looking good these days.

Edgar Bennett (ex-Packer, ex-FSU) is the new OC in Green Bay.

pretty sure God changed the play call to give Russell Wilson a bit more of that drama he enjoys. http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson…

He's not a "blocking tight end," he's another converted WR that the Packers have spent years "developing." He was supposed to be the next pass catching Jermichael Finley but doesn't possess the same smarts as the real deal - More like an 8 cent head instead of full 10 cent Finley.

Territorial rights also extend to marketing efforts. The Milwaukee Brewers for instance, are not allowed to advertise in Northern Illinois and West Michigan even though the latter is actually a part of the Brewers radio market with the Brewers broadcasts on WTMJ radio being received crystal clear across Lake Michigan…

Speaking as someone who grew up in the shadow of Lambeau and now visits with young children of my own - Green Bay is a slow paced time warp in all the right ways. Comic book shops, baseball card stores, game shops, a 25-cent per ride amusement park, and then Pro Football. Paradise for kids with a whole set of…

Context is everything. I can predict penalty calls with 99% accuracy from home just from the location of the dropped or thrown flag. It's really not a feature of the game that needs more complexity.

Pretty sure that was the Payton Manning lookalike from London on the field. The other one was too busy filming commercials.

Je Suis Charlie

It's satanic back masking.

Fuck the NFL for making this pay TV event.

Aside from Rottweilers and Pit Bull Terriers there isn't a more bitey breed than Boxers. Of course I could be biased by two years of torment living next to a family with boxers that literally tracked my family through the walls of our house trying to chew through to get us, but that said, at best Boxers are assholes.

24 straight losses in Wisconsin. Go Lions.

Arguing that snap counts add value to football players is like arguing that high pitch counts prove the value of pitchers in baseball. Both ignore the fact that the aim of defense is to limit the number of plays by an opponent. If anything, Watt's snap count is an argument against him as " most valuable." Green…

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