Matt Kemp is hitting .251 with 2 hrs. Thanks for playing clean, you're Omar Vizquel

Fuck Off MLB.

Don't blame us, we inherited this mess.

Chris Shelton 2.0

He probably wears it to all sorts of places where the Yankess aren't playing.

Jada Smith is a headliner?

Showing all the facial range of his overbotoxed father.

Will Smith has all the charisma of herpes.

This isn't half as embarassing as his "my vapid loser father is my best friend" media tour in support of this abortion of a movie. Will Smith playing the role of a deaf father trying to sound like Morgan Freeman while his kids dashes around the land of the lost? Oooh, I can't wait!

God I hate them.

Hank Schrader

He's talking about the Chorizo and and the anchor Chorizo.

Smallpox. A little dab'll do ya.

More like tsar bombs. 1917 anyone?

Dryer dyerdyer

Don't we already have a league full of gay professional basketballers?

Silly me. I thought the uniform number was running tally of points he's scored in the league since then.