So great.

So great.

So great.

So great.

What about the reference to "little dutch boys with their fingers in the dikes?"

Two more check ins and I'm the mayor!

Vin Baker is not amused.

Time to take "attention to detail" off the ol' resume.

How did he break his ankle on a play that has broken exactly zero ankles in the history of professional baseball? Intangibles.

Chris Matthews?

Pick up the phone for a change. "Casting a wide net" is bullshit - no way you come across as a sincerely interested candidate with a "you're one of 130" form letter. I have wide net to catch applications like that. It's called the delete button.

And about a million people that go to the ballpark to get black out drunk and wander in and out of their seating rows during innings. There's a lot of enthusiasm in the stands that probably translates well for players, but if you're at Miller Park to watch a game, good luck. It's more of a bar scene with oonsting…