Pick up the phone for a change. "Casting a wide net" is bullshit - no way you come across as a sincerely interested candidate with a "you're one of 130" form letter. I have wide net to catch applications like that. It's called the delete button.

And about a million people that go to the ballpark to get black out drunk and wander in and out of their seating rows during innings. There's a lot of enthusiasm in the stands that probably translates well for players, but if you're at Miller Park to watch a game, good luck. It's more of a bar scene with oonsting…