God, this is sports journalism. Bravo.

These guys love playing in general, and have a real enthusiasm for games of catch, giving their all even if it doesn't have a prayer of going any further than ball-tossing and going through the motions. They just want a home. They have so much to give, and would be perfectly eager to show it if matched with the right…

Bullshit. That's Magary. Can't believe you fell for it.

Glad to see the boys at Deadspin finally acknowledging Abby's amazing achievement - after 9 or 10 articles on the Heat/Spurs game I was wondering if anyone in the office even knew it had happened. Hell, she had 4 goals in one half! Maybe throw in a clip of the goal, which was a great thumping header off a corner…

We're done here.

Wow, talk about bad timing for Raysism to be out of the country. But, hell, I'm here, so:

Does it matter that Hernandez was not driving a Bronco?

Why did Craggs kill Daulerio? And where did he put the body?

Did the elk rot before Sharting could spit out the recipe?

Wow, this woman saved a baby's life.That's a pretty amazing achievement.

COME TO OASIS TO GET TREATED LIKE A PRO

From the masturbating?

Worst online dating profile pic ever.

I enjoy these Donaghy breakdowns. I know the guy comes with tremendous baggage, but these are excellent write-ups.

Bear: {walking on ground, smells man in tree, looks up, begins thinking to himself} what the hell? {starts climbing tree}

...you do know how vasectomies work, yes?

Several years ago I worked in the athletics department local university. We had a husky puppy and on occasion we would take him and his brother, who was owned by an athletic trainer at the university, to the baseball field so he could run around and play. A few months later we moved into a house with a big yard about…

Meanwhile, an incredible number of self-violations went unreported in the freshman male dorm overlooking the car wash.

Not only was he a home run Hitler, but he also had 15 Stalin bases and was hit by a putsch.

So Rick wrote a poem