Rob Lowe, is that you?

He's alive, so sports blogs aren't doing their job. Unite your forces! Drive him to suicide! Write more articles emphasizing his misdemeanors! Sincerely, Dr. V's Magical Putter.

This guy in particular seems to be rather harmless. Who hasn't done dumb stuff like this in college?

Sniff. I'm glad you two stayed together though. That's so tough for a family to go through.

I appreciate that on top of Leitch nodding to the "You hate everything?!!?!111" trolls, there was no grade assigned to this movie. Was an excellent 1-2 response to the usual complaints to this column.

That Twitter shaming diet got out of control quickly :/ I'm guessing he missed his last weigh-in target.

Good job, good effort to the gold shoes being waved around at the end.

Bernard went on to point out that he was merely fulfilling the Patriot Act.

How far could you cunt-punt a commenter?

Deadspin female commenters and writer would object to this, if they hadn't all been banned or quit.

So Deadspin is outsourcing the criticism of Bleacher Report to unpaid writers? Play on, playa.

How are they not a team given they have so many cheerleaders?

...and what's wrong with that? *whistles nonchalantly*

Chris Broussard also made clear his feelings about premarital sex being a sin, yet everyone's skipping that part. Won't anyone stand up for the heterosexual sluts out there? *sheds crocodile tear*

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/… Follow-up to the story.

An update on the story, since it's been a whole week after he's been suspended for the rest of the year and I haven't seen you update, Sean. His coach is no longer defending him:

Oh Geocities, that's a fine comment.

I do appreciate that you responded to differing comment viewpoints. I realize it's mind-boggling to us Americans that Nazism could be making a comeback in a country formerly brutalized by Nazis. But the reality in Greece is that horrific, Sean. It may be as simple as "Yes, he did just identify with Nazis." Here, about…

The graphic is pointing out that the idea that Kinja/author/users would magically find relevant comments and promote them has totally failed.

Sean, in the "pending submissions" section, there are multiple comments pointing out that Greece has a neo-Nazi party, Golden Dawn, that got 7% of the vote in the last elections. And yes, they do use the Nazi salute. But no one approved any of those pending submissions, you didn't update your story, and that angers…